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[13 Sep 2004|11:18pm]
xSMOKE WEED EVERYDAYx</size>


STOP RUINING MY SEEN U H8RS
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[24 Jul 2004|04:08pm]
Ok I am dedicating todays entry to famous straightedge people in hardcore history.

In slight order:


WAYNE BRADY- your favorite talkshow host, dat nia is #1, yo. Don't underestimate his hotness and talented improv, for he knows more throwdown lyrics then you.


Even our juggalos are sxe, they'll put an aXe in your back, watch out for these vegans.


Jeff Daniels- dont let dumb and dumber fool you, this rat bastard is crazy, he'll run you over in the sXepuppyvanfromhell.


Bill Clinton- This guy is straighter then the equator. Monica was a scenester as well.


G.I. JOE- Yeah, what else do you have to say? he'll step in that pit with knifes, ak's even tanks, try and punch that.


Chris Farley- Drugs couldn't overcome this guys edge, so it killed him instead.


Cher- the plastic model of straightedge, her looks can kill.




BOB MARLEY- Thats a fake doobie, he was trying to fool some rasta's so he could drop kick them and make them edge. Was the leader of the edge national movement years back.


Johnny Cash- HOLY SHIT, ONE CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER, DO NOT TOUCH HIM, HE IS X TO THE X.


Adolph Hitler- Nah that nazi thing was just code for edge, look I found a picture before it was edited by the gov't. He wanted everyone to be x or die. Looks like the jews weren't edge.


NINJA TURTLES- Look at him windmillin... WITH WEAPONS!!!!!!! holy crap these guys have no mercy, they cut their pizza's in x's
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[16 Jul 2004|01:50am]
I met all these real cool sxe kids online the other day im going to join their clan cuz im sxe hxc witht hem http://www.livejournal.com/community/xselloutsx/
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ache ex see [14 Jul 2004|01:32am]
[ mood | bouncy ]

HARDCORE DANCING IS MY FRIEND
I SWEAR ILL KILL U IF U SAY IM ALL TREND
I BLAST THE BEATS IN MY ROOM AT NIGHT
PRACTICING MY DANCE MOVES FOR THE SHOW IN SIGHT
NOONE MAY FUCK WIT US CUZ WE SPORT XS
MY WINDMILL WILL SPIN THE SIZE OF... TEXAS
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR WORDS BECAUSE THEY MAY BE PLAYED OUT
AT SOME EMO CONCERT WHERE MY MOSH IS ALL ABOUT
ILL SPINKICK THE CROWD CUZ IM A DICK THAT LIKES TO PLEASE
HITTEN ALL THE BYSTANDERS WITH MY 360 DEGREES
#1 ON TRL IS ALWAYS DA BEST
MAYBE IF I GET LUCKY AT A CONCERT I'LL TOUCH A GIRLS BREAST


UH THAT WAS REALLY FREESTYLE RIGIHT RIIGH THERE THERE SO SO YA. GG KIDS I WIN

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TODAY WAS THE DAY I REALIZED WHAT SXHXCXE IS ABOUT. [12 Jul 2004|11:38pm]
2day i became the most hardcore kid of altime by makin myself the coolest metrosexual nerd alive. I have decided instead of BEING truley hxc im just gonna live it through the interenet becuz thats wut all teh truest hxc dudes do. o ya i have to start making fun of kids cuz thats supposed to make me feel elitist.

I also got my sXeband lyrix memorized and brass knux emblems ablaze.


EDGE 4 LIFE.
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[10 Jul 2004|12:38am]
SO YA SUM BULLSHITZ BEEN GOIN' DOWN LIKE #1 FULZ.

SO I ORDERED MY XTHUGCOREX #1 SPINNERS FROM CUSTOMIZEDICE SO YA THAT SHOULD BE GOOD I GOT A DEAL ON A REAL PLATINUM SPINNER FROM THEM FOR 20 DOLLARS.


EVERY BAND SUCKS NOW BUT HOOBASTANK AND IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM THEN YOU SUCK BECAUSE HOOBASTANK IS THE NEW THING
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i had sex [29 Jun 2004|02:10am]
yes i finally had sex!!!! last week, the chick saw my straightedge markings i tatted on myself and totally went for my cock


im popping a hive, i'll continue the story later
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ya [27 Jun 2004|02:01am]
i went in2 hot topicstoday and I talked to the dude that was all punk'd out and i was like hey do u watch punkd? he was like no i am punk tho. i was like kool u dance? he was like ya tapdance then i was like o shit thats vaguely like hxc dancing which is the best in gods earth. so he was like nah son and then we moshed in the dressing room so we couldnt get in trouble by the sexy goth fatty that works the counter but its all good she gave me anal last week and now i got a funny fuzz wart on my ass. yes i recieved.


neways im awesome hxc4l till its not trendy4L serious


WARPED TOUR IS AWESOME IT HAVE GOOD SHARLIT AND HXC BANDS LIKE GOOD CHAROLETTE
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simple plan sucks [23 May 2004|10:19pm]
I just found out that simple plan had the worst cd cuz i got my newspaper out from SHS and they said they had the worst cd so i dont like them n e more.
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[20 May 2004|01:08pm]
ya it was hxcnice today. me and my juggafiends decided to ditch afterschool it was awesome.

i got in the cool habit of smoking cigz today it was hard at first but its all good btw im still straightedge

we got kicked outta hot topic again because i was hogging the yellowcard listening booth from all the other hxc kids wearing big boots and stuff.

thats all for now

later,

hxcLOWN
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THATSA RIGHT!!!!!1111 [19 May 2004|01:20pm]
yeah foolcore nizbitch ass ICP possey fiendfriend juggalo'z!!1 icp is the cox of the rox. and i was hxc windmillin' it at thur' concert and i messed up my new gf's juggalo makeup. I said sorry and bought her the icp shirt she had on but it said icp in green instead of red.

she gave me a ride home and we ate a karl jr w/ was sorta hxc some fools were doggin us cuz we were lookin pretty hxc, we coulda danced right thur but we dint cuz her brother would get fired from the karls jr.

they were only doggin us cuz of our hardcoreness we were more hardcore she was wearing jugga-pants and i was wearing sum mudd hxc ripped stained CHICK PANTS.

we went to her house and boogied.

she shook it right thur'
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[05 May 2004|04:38pm]
so the yellowcard concert was really hardcore, just like their new video. and i always buy the shirts at the concerts and wear them for the next week so i have like nine shirts if anyone wants tehm and a few are signed by the band. im thinkin about selling them on ebay for a few hun or two, that should buy me a new hardcore tat and a few hits of heroin.

there is this video of these kids that are almost as hard as me>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.mis-one.com/forum/dload.php?action=file&file_id=82

too bad noone has an internet journal.~
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[29 Apr 2004|09:30pm]
SORRY FOR LACK of updates dudes and bitches

I was dancing fools in xjuvenilexhallx becuz I got busted dancing in hottopic when they played this simple plan song I really liked and I nocked down a rack of cool pants i was gonna buy
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[24 Apr 2004|08:42pm]
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today was SxHxCxE [21 Apr 2004|08:41pm]
me and my broz hung out today it was FxC and we were gonna mosh in this bathroom but we didnt have no mudvain playing so we culdnt.

we were still reallyl hxc at the mall and ppl admired us at hot topc for are nowledge of music and hxcsxeness.


we then smoked some crack then my bro got a striaghtedge tat on his chest
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making friends [20 Apr 2004|08:04pm]
i am making friends really good on live jourlnal. ppl rly like me cuz they respect the facct that i am hxc and they cant be as hxc as me...

n e 1 goto the metalica concert last night? i was awesome. here is where they play. http://differentstrokespercussion.com/TripToTaiwan/images/concert%20hall%20from%20stage%204.jpg

the seats made it incredbly awesome to mosh at i had fun it was crowded.

filtered ciggarets are good cuz you dont get tobacco in your mouth unlike
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I APPLIED [19 Apr 2004|09:41pm]
LOOK A CREW I APPLIED TO ONE

http://www.livejournal.com/community/_coolkids/17484.html?mode=reply
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today was 1337 and a motherfucl<ing half!!!1 [19 Apr 2004|09:14pm]
SUP d00d's.






n e 1 no where i can score some cool trendy cdz? i pirated all the good sharlet i culd find... and i have every cd hot topic has.

FU AUTHORITIE AHHH WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING WORK!!! I WOULD BE PERFECTLY FINE IF THIS WORLD WAS OVERRAN AND I HAD NOONE TO FEED ME!!!


*sigh* im sooo depressed.

i must slit my wrists
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yo.. again [19 Apr 2004|08:58pm]
sorry for my lack of updates i was grounded from my computer because my mom think i got beat up at school cuz i wore x's on my hand. she thinks its some gang sign. my sister told me it was straightedge but they all say thats the term for people that dance at shows... and i dance at shows, you should see my head walks, one time i stepped on a guys head and it shattered his skull and vertebre. yeah i wear mother fucking x's man dont mess with a best. some dude came up to me and asked me if i drink and smoke and i said fuck yes i do, im striaghtedge!!!11 and then he fought me and called me a 'poser'. i won the fight tho w/ my 900 mile per hour windmile.

kids keep calling me a faker cuz i know fasion like my chucks and girl pants same with my shirt, they say its a band but i know its a clothing brand.

im going to get pictures up of me and thousand of them so you can all see my stylish hair cut and pants.
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YO [10 Mar 2004|08:48pm]
yesterday was fukin xAWESOMEx. i got some chick pants but they ripped when i was dancing at the coheed and cambria concert (they fukin jam) and some guy spinkicked my leg with brass toe nukles on and he ripped them. good thing my thug friends told me to never take tags off. so i returned the pants and got newer ones. these are faded in the crotch area, and the wallet pocket is already worn so i can look cool with a packed wallet and every1 will think that i started the girl pant fad, cuz mine will look all faded.

im gunna get some new chuck t's later this week and maybe some cool girl pants.

man i got so pissed because i was taking a rest from my dancing and some guy accidentally hit me. i was like WANNA GO SON. then everyone laughed. i think they were laughing at him because he pussed out from my challenge.
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